Two examples of lameness:
1) Me. I haven’t posted in a while. Mojo is lacking, which is odd because the Crew are kicking butt. My lack of mojo, however, has nothing to do with a lack of excitement about the Crew. They are doing great and are awfully fun to watch right now. Let’s hope they don’t let off the throttle too much before the end of the season.
2) This column by Ridge Mahoney. I’ve tried to puzzle out exactly what he’s saying, and it seems to boil down to this: Who flippin’ cares who Bob Bradley calls in for the next World Cup qualifiers? It doesn’t matter. People complaining about Eddie Johnson being called in don’t get it. People complaining about Adu and Altidore not getting called in don’t get it. It just doesn’t matter. The experience of playing for the national team just isn’t worthwhile. Wins in WC qualifying don’t matter. Nothing means anything. Someone get Mahoneyhis Prozac! Also, someone have a talk with his editor. The title of the column is, “Weighing Bradley’s choices for World Cup qualifiers.” Well, Mahoney weighs zero against zero and decides, have you noticed a theme, that it doesn’t matter! Oh, and you fans don’t know anything anyway, so you’re just wasting your time talking about it. Seriously, I’m worried for Mahoney’s mental health.